Serial Murderer (The Voting Place)

A place where you'll be able to vote on what types of things you like best or worst

Wednesday, August 31, 2005


You're at a baseball game. What's the first thing you buy?
Beer
Hot Dog
Italian Sausage
Pizza
Burger
Pop
Cotton Candy
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Which are you?
Bad to the Bone
Born to be Wild
Born in the USA
Bad
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You may only kill one of these people. Who do you choose?

Results
Usama Bin Laden 53%
Cobra Commander 0%
Lex Luthor 6%
Ayman Al-Zawahiri 18%
Mrs. Garrett 24%

Which of these places would you most like to visit on vacation?

Results
Japan 24%
Ireland 6%
Detroit, Michigan 6%
Hawaii 18%
Egypt 0%
Brazil 6%
China 12%
Australia 29%

Who is your favorite auxiliary Star Wars character?

Results
Dex (Dexter Jettster) 21%
Admiral Ackbar 14%
Greedo 29%
Bib Fortuna 7%
Boss Nass 0%
Wedge Antilles 0%
IG-88 7%
Nute Gunray 7%
Sifo-Dyas 7%
TK-421 7%

Friday, August 26, 2005




Jude Law or Gavin Rossdale? (now)

Results
Gavin Rossdale 16%
Jude Law84%




You have your choice. You may only have one.
Results

Ice cream sandwich 18%
Drumstick 50%
Bubble-play 18%
Rocket Pop 9%
Screwball 5%

Of these obvious cadidates, who is the best rock band of the 90's? (my opinion has too much to do with this list)

Results
Nirvana 0%
Green Day 11%
REM 0%
Soundgarden 0%
Stone Temple Pilots 6%
Pearl Jam 0%
Screaming Trees 0%
Smashing Pumpkins 0%
Pixies 9%
Sonic Youth 6%
Rage Against the Machine 6%
Beck 0%
Blind Melon 6%
Oasis 17%
Blur 6%
Radiohead 11%
Red Hot Chili Peppers 11%
Beastie Boys 11%
Weezer 6%
Metallica 0%

Thursday, August 25, 2005




Margot Kidder or Carrie Fisher? (then)
Results

Carrie Fisher
77%
Margot Kidder
23%

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Which show should Hollywood make into a terrible movie?

Results

Three's Company 19%
Cheers 11%
McGyver 11%
Airwolf 11%
21 Jump Street 11%
The Golden Girls 19%
G.I. Joe 7%
Danger Bay 11%

How many blogs do you frequent?

Results

0 9%
1 22%
2 17%
3 13%
4 17%
5 13%
6 4%
7 4%
8 0%
9 0%
10 or more 0%

Do you have a degree?

Results

Yes 39%
No 61%

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

What's your FLAVORITE brand of coffee? (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h)

Results
Maxwell House 0%
Folgers 14%
Coffee-Mate 0%
Lipton 0%
Taster's Choice 0%
Nescafe 5%
Chock Full O' Nuts 19%
Starbucks 43%
Dunkin Donuts 19%
8 o'clock 0%

How many regular season games will the Detroit Lions win this year?

Results

0 4%
1 0%
2 0%
3 0%
4 0%
5 0%
6 4%
7 13%
8 17%
9 9%
10 17%
11 4%
12 0%
13 4%
14 0%
15 0%
16 4%
I don't care about the lions or how many games they'll win 22%

This was submitted by Detroit Lions superfan Stacy Jolly!

Monday, August 22, 2005

Which is your favorite football movie?

Results

Any Given Sunday 17%
The Longest Yard 11%
The Waterboy 22%
The Program 0%
The Replacements 6%
Rudy 11%
Saturday Night Lights 0%
Varsity Blues 11%
Paper Lions 0%
Remember the Titans 17%
Little Giants 6%

Which is your favorite baseball movie?

Results

Bull Durham 15%
A League of Their Own 15%
Major League 10%
Bang the Drum Slowly 5%
61* 0%
Rookie of the Year 10%
Mr Baseball 5%
Bad News Bears 5%
Eight Men Out 0%
The Natural 5%
Pride of the Yankees 5%
Field of Dreams 15%
For Love of the Game 0%
The Scout 0%
The one with the monkey and Matt LeBlanc 5%
The Rookie 5%

How do you like your maggots? you're eating maggots Michael, how do you like them?

Results

They aight 20%
No, this is chinese food, Keifer, not maggots 40%
I want to be a dracula so bad! 40%

Friday, August 19, 2005

Have you ever performed on stage in front of a crowd?

Results

Yes 92%
No, but would like to 8%
No, and I never would 0%

How many beers do you drink in a week?

Votes

0 48%
1-3 17%
3-6 9%
6-9 13%
10 or more 9%
20 or more 4%

Which is the greatest Star Wars movie?

Results

Episode 1: The Phantom Menace 10%
Episode 2: Attack of the Clones 0%
Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith 25%
Episode 4: A New Hope 5%
Episode 5: Empire Strikes Back 50%
Episode 6: Return of the Jedi 10%

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Which new season are you most excited about?

Results

Survivor 12%
Curb Your Enthusiasm 8%
24 36%
Arrested Development 16%
Sopranos 16%
CSI 8%
The Apprentice (either version ((Trump or Martha Stewart)) 4%

Which is the best in the Back To the Future trilogy?

Results

Back to the Future I 69%
Back to the Future II 27%
Back to the Future III 4%

Seriously, would you vote for him?

Results
Yes, seriously 74%
No, seriously 26%

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Which search engine do you use most often?

Results

Google 81%
Yahoo! 15%
MSN 0%
Lycos 0%
Other 4%

Should minimum wage be raised?

Results

Yes 82%
No 18%

This poll was submitted by man's-man Peat Sherman.

Of the present day, unromanticized versions of these lifestyles, which would you prefere to be?

Results

Pirate 13%
Spy 74%
Mafioso 13%

This was the best poll Jim Roll ever submitted.

Who is the all time most magical?

Results

David Copperfield 5%
David Blaine 9%
Chris Angel 5%
Houdini 45%
Amazing Jonathan 14%
Rip Taylor 23%
Danny Ganz 0%

Submitted by the unsinkable Vince A. I call him Vince "A" because I'm terrified of misspelling his last name.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Which are the nerdiest nerds?

Results

Star Wars Nerds 8%
Star Trek Nerds 21%
Magic the Gathering Nerds 38%
Lord of the Rings Nerds 4%
Nerds who love science and math and think it's fun 13%
Nerds who are just nerds because they were born that way 4%
i don't know any nerds 0%
Nerds who don't know they're nerds, act like they don't know any nerds but are total nerds 13%

Submitted by Stacy Jolly, who obviously is a bully.

How do you feel about your job?

Results

Love it 33%
Hate it 8%
It's a living! 21%
don't love it, don't hate it 21%
LIFE! WHEN WILL YOU END!? 17%

Monday, August 15, 2005

Which sports video games do you prefer to play?

Results

Baseball 27%
Football 14%
Hockey 14%
Golf 5%
Basketball 14%
Racing 23%
Extream Sports 5%

Who would win in this fight to the death? (gentleman's rules)

Results

A school bus 41%
A telephone pole 59%

Friday, August 12, 2005

Do you wish WWKAD, JessePopp.com and Deckie Holmes would start updating again?

Results

Yes 71%
No 29%

Of these choices, how would you describe your social views?

Results

Liberal 65%
Conservative 35%

Are you happy with your life?

Results

yes 80%
no 20%

In the basic assorted flavor popsicle box, what's your favorite flavor?

Results

Purple 11%
Yellow 0%
Green 17%
Orange 22%
Red 50%

Thursday, August 11, 2005

What's the most you would ever spend at a concert on the band's T-Shirts?

Results

$10 0%
$15 19%
$20 24%
$25 19%
$30 24%
$35 5%
$40 10%

What is the senior citizen driving the car in front of you most likeky thinking?

Results

Maybe it's time to re-aim my Lincoln 5%
These young turks should learn to slow down 9%
Some day I will be king 5%
Am I really asleep? 9%
What smells like potatoes in here? 41%
Will Billy call today? 18%
Garage sale. Baboom! 14%

Submitted via E-Mail by Jim Roll. He is obviously irritated.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

I've already recieved flak about Snake Eyes not making the list. Here's the reason: Only Snake Eyes OR Storm Shadow could make the list because the only difference between the two of them is that one happens to be Joe and the other Cobra. Neither are good nor bad and they're both Ninjas...so it came down to which I think was a better ninja. It also wouldn't be fair because noone else on the list would get considered. It'd just come down to Snake Eyes or Storm Shadow.

Of the two who should have made the G.I. Joe list?

Results

Storm Shadow 19%
Snake Eyes 81%

What should NASAs focus be now that Discovery didn't explode?

Results

Improve insulating foam 5%
Work on radically new shuttle design 20%
Unmanned exploration to other planets 10%
Manned exploration of other planets 20%
Hotel on moon 45%

Which is the sweetest G.I. Joe character?

Results

Zartan 0%
Storm Shadow 13%
Cobra Commander (hooded) 6%
Destro 6%
Major Blood 6%
Bazooka 13%
Duke 13%
Baroness 0%
Lady Jaye 0%
Road Block 0%
Alpine 0%
Barbecue 19%
Cover Girl 13%
Dusty 6%
Flint 6%
Gung Ho 0%

This Poll Idea was submitted by Vince A. His list only included about 7 of the names above. I took it upon myself to complete the list of choices. I considered every character carefully and only included the SWEETEST...so please don't bug me about why QUICK KICK, LEATHER NECK or LOW LIGHT aren't on the list!

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Honestly. Would you have come here if I hadn't sent you an Email?

Result

For sure 33%
Probably not 67%

Which came first?

Results

Banana 89%
Fruit Fly 11%

Will Vince ever run out of ideas for polls? Stay tuned and find out! "...but seriously...have you ever been in a room without fruit and seen a fruit fly? That's all i'm saying..."

Which of these are the cutest?

Results

Kitties 28%
Doggies 28%
Birdies 6%
Bunnies 11%
Monkeys 28%


Another adorable Poll Submitted by Stacy Jolly!

Monday, August 08, 2005

Pretty sad about Peter Jennings dying huh?

Results

yes 100%

Where do you get your news from normally?

Results

CNN 10%
The Daily Show 10%
MSNBC 0%
Fox News 20%
Local newspaper 0%
National newspaper 0%
The Internet 55%
Network nightly/evening news 5%

Peat Sherman offered up this gem along with several others that will no doubt make an appearance.

What do you think is the greatest mechanical device ever on TV?

Results

Roboz (Riptide) 10%
Twiggy (Buck Rodgers) 10%
Small Wonder (Small Wonder) 25%
Car from Hardcastle and McCormack (Hardcastle and McCormack) 5%
The hand held time machine (Voyagers) 5%
Ziggy (Quantum Leap) 35%
Talking gun (Sledgehammer) 10%

Another in the Vince A series brought to you by SOLARIS...Things aren't what they seem...in theatres everywhere 4 years ago.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

What is your favorite caffine drink?

Results

Soda-pop (non-diet) 20%
Diet soda-pop 5%
Green Tea 5%
Hot Tea 5%
Iced Tea 15%
Plain Old Coffee 45%
Espresso 0%
Cappucino 0%
Iced coffee 0%
Other fancy coffee drink (mocha/frappucino) 5%
Energy Drinks (Red Bull/Amp/Bawls/etc) 0
None. I'm straight-edge for life! 0%

This fine Poll was submitted by Stacy Jolly. Please Email me any Poll Ideas you have!

Friday, August 05, 2005

What is your preferred method of death?

Results

Drown 0%
Buried Alive 0%
Freeze to death 60%
Fall from a cliff 35%
Eaten by a wood chipper 5%


This poll was one of several submitted by Vince A. I will be posting more from his series.

Will you be involved in any sort of fantasy football league this year?(include survivor and Pick 'em leagues)

Results

Yes 56%
No 39%
Fantasy Whatball? 6%

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Which of the following makes the best Donuts?

Results

Dunkin' Donuts 48%
Krispy Kreme 48%
Tim Horton's 5%

What's your main resource when you're looking for a novel to read?

Results

Friend's suggestions 50%
Newspaper reviews 0%
Oprah 17%
Best Sellers shelves at bookstores 0%
Amazon reviews/Other book websites 33%
Borders Store employee suggestions 0%

The NHL is back! How do you feel about that?

Results

Great! Can't wait for it to start! 26%
Neither geeked nor upset 5%
*sigh*...fantastic (all sarcastic) 32%
Wake me up when the playoffs start! 26%
What do you mean "back"? The NHL was gone? 11%

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Which is the best movie franchise?

Results


carelessly omitted-Back To The Future

The Lord of the Rings 14%
Star Wars 45%
Matrix 0%
Indiana Jones 0%
Harry Potter 14%
Die Hard 9%
Star Trek 0%
Lethal Weapon 5%
Police Academy 0%
Rocky 0%
Godfather 9%
Superman 0%
Batman 5%
Friday the 13th 0%
Nightmare on Elm Street 0%

What are your thoughts on Tigers coach Alan Trammell?

Results

He's doing a great job! 5%
He's learning. Give him more time 26%
Times up Tram. Start producing 42%
Fire him now 5%
I'll give him until the end of the season to judge 21%

There's a long, new and fantastic post about the Tigers at TelevisionSolarSystem right now READ IT!

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING!!!!

Results

Science Fiction 35%
Science Fact 65%

Which Cookie Crips mascot was the most awesom?

Results

Cookie Wizard 15%
Cookie Crook 50%
Cookie Cop 10%
Chip the Dog 15%
Chip the Wolf 10%

This poll was submitted by Adam Alberts. If you have a Poll that makes sense Email me at SamForsyth@gmail.com

Monday, August 01, 2005

If there was a food that could help you hear better in the dark, which one would it probably be?

Results

seaweed 22%
lemons 4%
ginger ale 13%
apples 13%
shrimp 9%
peanuts 17
arugala 22%


This poll was submitted to me by Paul Fisher. If you have a great poll idea...send it to me at SamForsyth@gmail.com!

If you have a bad one like Paul's, send it anyway!